Retro Mini Double Gramophone Speaker

Meet the speaker that refused to let the 19th century die quietly. With its twin horn design and wood-effect finish, this little gramophone strutted straight out of a Victorian parlour, learned what Bluetooth was, and decided it approved. It sits on your shelf looking dramatically important — like it has opinions about your playlist — while actually just vibing wirelessly from up to 10 metres away. No cables. No fuss. Just good sound wearing a magnificent hat.

Inside those dramatic horns, two 5.4W speakers are working harder than they look, delivering full, balanced audio that’ll genuinely surprise you. The built-in rechargeable battery means it’s as portable as your mood, and with AUX, TF card, and USB inputs alongside Bluetooth 5.4, it’ll play nice with pretty much anything you throw at it. Tactile control knobs you’ll want to twist. A footprint small enough for a desk, big enough for a personality.

This one’s for the person who thinks everything should be a little more interesting to look at. The bookshelf decorator who also happens to love music.